{"product_id":"nope-not-today-goose-tote","title":"Nope Not Today  – Funny Mood Tote Bag","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eEver had one of \u003ci\u003ethose\u003c\/i\u003e days? This tote gets it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eFeaturing a floppy cartoon goose who’s officially done with life, this bag is for the days when your battery is at 2% and the thought of \u003ci\u003eanything\u003c\/i\u003e is too much. With the quote \u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e“Nope not today. Tomorrow doesn’t look good either,”\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e it’s basically your mood in bag form.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003ePerfect for errands, books, snacks, or just emotionally carrying the weight of existing. Soft, strong, and here for your chaos.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cb\u003eWhy You’ll Love It:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eRelatable:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e We see you, fellow burnt-out goose\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eAdorable design:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e Cartoon artwork with a funny (and painfully accurate) quote\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eSoft-touch, sturdy tote:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e Made from 100% polyester with long handles\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eOne-sided print:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e Flip it for a more “I can’t even” minimalist mood\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eGenerous size:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e 41 x 37cm – fits snacks, regrets, and maybe a book you won’t read\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Bizzy Izzy's Studio","offers":[{"title":"White","offer_id":51839934267719,"sku":null,"price":13.5,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural","offer_id":51839934300487,"sku":null,"price":13.5,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0854\/4688\/5703\/files\/Introvert_aesthetic_tote_with_humour_and_burnout_energy.png?v=1751238422","url":"https:\/\/bizzyizzys.co.uk\/products\/nope-not-today-goose-tote","provider":"Bizzy Izzy's","version":"1.0","type":"link"}